Freitag, Juni 24, 2005

Graveyard Humor

I was watching reruns of CSI this afternoon as I usually do and again I was thinking about death. Yeah I am pretty demented.
Note: I like the original CSI. I tried to get into Miami but didn't really because Davis Caruso...they guy who plays Horatio Caine...creeps me out. I watched one episode of NY but everytime I try to catch it, it's the rerun of the one episode I've seen.

I always have thought, what the hell is going to end up on my tombstone? Pepperoni is great, but it needs more substance. I've always loved the humorous headstones.

"The Stone the Builders Rejected"
Jack London

I've never been a religious girl so if the word God or Jesus ends up on it, I will be surprised. I'd prefer something like "Satan says hi" to freak out any bible thumpers that see the grave.

Why I don't got to church. Posted by Hello

Anyway in my search for funny headstone saying, I found some rather wacky headstones.

Like for those who ever hoped there would be an end to blonde teenaged singer, we have the headstone of Britney Spear.

Britney dead?? Huzzah! Posted by Hello

Apparently this headstone from Tiawan is a model and they used Britney's picture as the insert.

And when I thought they didn't make Hello Kitty everything, I found they do. One guy at in Pacfic Mercatile was laughing that they make a Hello Kitty cutting board, I knew the relms of Hello Kitty stretched much farther into the absurd...but of all things:

Hello Kitty Headstone...tempting tempting... Posted by Hello

This is from Japan (where else) and they also make Mickey Mouse headstones. Disney is far more disturbing than I thought.


And for a headstone marker, Hello Kitty doesn't look very somber.



Creepy Creepy Forensics Man....Mr. Caine Posted by Hello

He is still creepy, like Christopher Walken dancing in "Weapon of Choice" creepy.

Current Mood: Content

2 Kommentare:

Anonym hat gesagt…

they sell hello kitty vibrators!!!

Steppie hat gesagt…

exactly.

but it's the hello kitty hedstone that disturbs me.