Freitag, Mai 06, 2005

Worst Trendy Combination Ever.

From Urban Dictionary.com:

Emo
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

Frat Boy
The quintessential college-aged male usually found wearing abercrombie and fitch and poca shells while getting drunk and acting like an ass. Member of an all male social club. see misogynist, high school mentality, social ineptitude, and inferiority complex.

every single guy on the male version of girls gone wild

And now let me present what I like to call Emo Frat Boy:

Emo Frat Boy Posted by Hello

I found this image on Busted Tees.com. They had an ad on facebook and I kinda like the Oregon Trail inspired "You have died of Dysentary" t-shirt with a little wagon icon on it.

Anyway, back to Emo Frat Boy....
I saw the snap t-shirt when looking around. I am either ashamed or proud to say I can't do the snap thing all that well, one of my resident tried to teach it to me. The first photo you see of the male model, all you can see is a bit of dark hair and plastic thick rimmed glasses. When I saw the second photo in poking around, I laughed. Hard. They probably could have hired a real kid who looked "emo" but they also want to appeal to the "frat boy" crowd. So they made a split, his hair looks messy and his got the glasses, but he's muscular and goofy looking. Hence, Emo Frat Boy. The worst looking and oddest combo ever.

"*sniff* I am so sad. This soriety chick wouldn't bang me last night. *puffs clove* I think I am going to cry now, except that would make me a sissy and I don't want to further jepordize my manhood like that. Well at least I have my brothers for comfort...don't touch me dude."

Current Mood: Tired, glad the kids are leaving.
Current Music: You're the One I Want - Jets to Brazil

P.S. I really like the new look for my blog, however I can't edit the sidebar with the links to fix it. The template is a funny programming code (if it were HTML then I'd be fine), I was able to mod some stuff but maybe I'll figure it out eventually.

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