Real friends

I know, I know, I have posted 5 million times today. I'll stop but I thought I'd share this...

Real Friends

1. when you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the @#*&@ who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid

.4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy @$$

This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why, youmay ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speakingto you right now anyway.

Remember :
A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I need to bring a shovel......