Hot Pirate Looking for Wench

I was commented to Ed at work about how I could use a man who is good at massages, does dishes, and cleans. He said I should post it on Craigslist and that there are some funny personal ads....

Here's one:

"Hot Pirate Looking for Wench"

I am looking for a place to bury me treasure. I want a wench who knows how to walk the plank, and shiver me timbers...yaaargh. I've had it with shwash-bucklers, and skallowags. Me thinks I needst a good-hearted wench to go to Davey Jones's locker with.

p.s. I know the key to One Eyed Willie...that was a Goonies joke.

this is in or around The Seven Seas

This one also made me laugh...

"SMOKING HOT!"

HI!!
email me..
i hate posting
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The guy looks like he's been steamrolled or something, he looks like he was squished. Also the black bar is a nice touch.

One more because it makes me laugh...

"I'll take one combo to go please..."

In the vast sea of craigslist posting how does one separate themselves from the masses?

Perhaps some dry sarcastic comments about our current state of government or other popular current social issue. But, sarcasm loses its luster without tone of voice or body language for support. Plus, that's been done to death.

There's always the Grocery List approach, or the Calling All fill-in-the-blank route.

What I haven't seen is some one making random noises (I know that's hard to pull off on the interweb). I mean, that's how animals in the wild do it, why should we be any different?

I'm going to give it a shot. I might attract an Elk or Bear, but hey, I'm a live on the edge kind of guy.

Woooo Woooo
Yabba Yooooda Oytva

Is it working?

And this poor guy just listed himself out Pros and Cons so you don't need to

Comment with your own favorite (or maybe a funny fake) craigslist ad.