The intelligence level of some CU students...

I am siting in my Intro to Islam class this afternoon and there are two girls sitting behind me...and I am listening to their conversation...not intentionally...okay well sort of...so damn interesting...

"...So I am walking around like 7th and Marine, which is like way far from where I live."
"Why were you walking around?"
"I was drunk, like really drunk."
"Oh so what happened?"
"Well and then my friend calls me and is like we are coming to pick you up. And so I said 'no, I am going to run home', so I start running and I am like running around in circles and stuff. We'll Dave comes and picks me up and drops me off at this party right?...
...So I was wearing this little ruffley mini skirt and like apparently people kept de-pantsing me.."
"Did you mind?"
"Apperently not and I wasn't wearing any underware soI guess at one point I pulled my skirt all the way down and went running around the outside of the house.."
*both girls laugh*
"So the next thing I remember is tryin to kill Jamie's fish.."
"What like actually kill her fish?"
"Yeah I was reaching in the tank trying to squash her Betta *she laughs* so I got fish water all over my hands and I wiped it on Jamie's pillow while they were hiding the fish tanke from me....so I am like running all over the house trying to find it..and I ended up going to bed and this morning I had beer for breakfast...I am still buzzed.."
"You want to make a bar run after this class, I was going to go...oh hell why don't we skip class and do it now.."
"What?"
"I was thinking about dropping this class anyway, why don't we drop the class and go get some booze..*laughs* you are still drunk!"
"Yeah!...well sure let's drop the class!"
*they leave*

*cough*IDIOTS!